What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates