What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!