What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts