They're both filled with nuts
She is allergic to nuts.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
One I say one.