What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.