How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)