How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)