What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.