What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.