Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad