Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.