What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost