What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."