Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Nun.

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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When it's ajar.

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Head to head race

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.