Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.