Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.