Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!