What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant