Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper