How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!