How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...