How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.