How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.