What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.