What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.