Because attachments are forbidden.
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With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
Junk mail
Hillary got off Scott-free.
He lives on a street with no name.
A CAIR package.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Fe-mail
Outgoing mail.
In a henvelope!
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A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Ewes sincerely.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Best viscious.
Because it was on old croc.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
That he needed to address the situation
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They're just alternate fax.
Scent.
She was always using fowl language.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Damn E-mails!
Work smarter not harder people.
With his goldfinger.
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
When there are no attachments
REPOST!"
On the Inkernet.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
The ones in the mail of course!
Because the lime was engaged.
at his P.O. Box
At the ghost office.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Anthrax.
Because the mail was always above her.
With their fish fingers.
Lamp post
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Empty Magazines.
When they are read.
I thought they only drive automatic
Game dev lessons.
Because its leaves rustled.
To find a Significant Otter.
You remove an electron from a Seal!
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Dagobah.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Stark naked.
Alloys.
Nun
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
They both lose pounds really fast.