Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.