Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.