Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.