How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment