How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this