What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.