In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
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The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
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Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
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They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Just a Check
They look in the obituary
Mitosis
He was lack toes and toddler ant
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Bee-trix Potter !
Read a book, you dummies.
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
any
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
