In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
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The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
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Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
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They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
the day they're Dubai.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
A gun.
A nail gun
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Oh look, they're done.
Nothing, she's fine.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A midget.