Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.