What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant