What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend