What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!