Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people often do?

Die

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.