What do old people often do?

Die

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.