How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.