How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park