When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.