When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?