What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!