What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.