Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."