Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid