George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

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Lucas refrigerators.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Because they sell more tickets!

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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God is the answer.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.