Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!