Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Blu Ray Jokes More Blu Ray Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!