What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!