What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it