What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...