What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.