Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.