Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.