Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.