Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.