What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.