Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

Blonde Stare Jokes More Blonde Stare Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.