Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.