Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.