Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.