What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.