Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear