Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs