What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon