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Reincarnations!
Because they got no beef.
None, they will keep worshipping in dark.
A karma chameleon
It lays eggs
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
it lays iggs."
Her diode starts flashing green.
He just couldn't resistor.......
Because they always diode.
A hypochondriac
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
It's Raining Men"
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
They always get called for roughing.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
They are all against Turkey
You don't want beef with me
Lo mein.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
We both get laid by hand.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.