Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

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Taiwon Shou.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent