Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Noone cares.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Secret Asians.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Antteneye !
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.
Riots.
Punishment.
Pungent
