What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !