What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What's every cat's favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice!