What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What's every cat's favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice!