Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Because there's a target on every corner.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

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