Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

3 Month Jokes More 3 Month Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "