Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.