Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.